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Wednesday, February 06, 2008
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I hate Jay Chou.There. I said it. And I'll say it again: I. Hate. Jay. Chou. How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways. I hate how every girl gushes about how great his songs are when he simply mumbles through them. I hate how they say he is the cutest thing on two feet when he is plainly an average looker. And I hate how they swoon over how talented he is, which invariably revolves around how he can play a couple of musical instruments and also twirl the nunchakus. Then incredibly, one of the fans set up a Facebook group called the "Support group for Post Jay Concert Disorder sufferers". The woman say I was just jealous. Girl: Oh, that Jay Chou is soooo cute. He's so talented, unassuming and boy-next-door. He's so humble. *blink eyes* Guy: Yeah right. Puh-leese. *roll eyes* So I suppose I have been rather harsh on Chou. Allow me to rephrase my first statement. Chou, I dont really hate you. Let's be friends. Next time you're in town, call me and we can go to Zouk together. I'll buy you supper. Then maybe you can teach me how to use the nunchakus to make irritating, squealing women shut up. -Teo Chen Wee- [The Straits Time. Straight talk.] Haha, just to piss Nathisha off lah. :D |
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