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Friday, September 08, 2006
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Laugh the stress away~Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals 3 times a day as i have advised? Lady: What?!! I thought you said 3 males a day! ~Father to son after exam: I want to know how you are getting on at school. Let me see your report card. Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents. ~Son: Mum, when i was on the bus with dad this morning, he told me to give my seat to a lady. Mum: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But, mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. ~Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there's a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture & the problem disappears. Wife: See how powerful i am for you? Hubby: Yes. I see your picture and say to myself,"What other problem can there actually be that's greater than this one?" |
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